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Thank you so much for the Llama, it is having a blast with the rest of my herd. I hope the Llama I sent you is happy, she had her eye on one of your males!!!  

Thank you for the llama  

Thanks for the llama!

Thanks for the llama 

I had a llama once. His name was Kevin, but for reasons I will never understand, would only answer to Albert. After hours of bittersweet brotherhood, we finally parted ways over the subject of spitting. He seemed to feel as though I should stop and that was just never going to happen. We might have overcome that issue, if it weren't for the overly competitive nature of llamas in general. Endless stench competitions, numerous belching contests, and one afternoon spent figuring out which one was hairier, it became obvious that that Kevin just couldn’t take losing. So he snuck out, taking with him a doomed friendship, an overwhelming dread for the future, and my bloody toothbrush. Now that he is gone, I'd probably say it's for the best. He was too much of a chick magnet anyway and who needs that drama? 

 

Full disclaimer, as Kevin’s official biography, something which he blackmailed me into (don’t ask), I’ve been instructed to inform you about his ongoing series. The journey starts here with The Kevin Chronicles - Chapter 1, and this gallery contains the rest. You should check it out. 

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And don't worry, they're pretty short. New chapter every weekend.
No pressure though, only if you want.

Thx for the llama~ ♥